Oh, yeah...I'm going to Kroger wearing socks and sandals. (shudder)

I just got into a big fight with my fiance, and it was my fault, and I am stupid. I said some things that were unnecessary, and now I feel terrible. I don't think she wants to break off the engagement or anything, but I have this spot of niggling doubt in the back of my mind that seems to be growing...it goes something like this: "Lucas, you are a jerk. I will not marry you." Only with plenty of swearing.

The only thing I have to say in my defense is that I'm not afraid to tell her exactly how I feel about things which is honest and admirable in an incredibly self-destructive and stupid way.

I am going to buy flowers. I'll tell you how they work out.

I said "grody" in the 80s, but did anybody actually say "gnarly?" Or "tubular?" Maybe after it showed up in the movies. Maybe in California. What I do know is this: Pauly Shore was/is one of the most monumentally, stupefyingly annoying humans on this planet. I watched part of Encino Man the other day...wow! That was fucking bad. There was a time when people thought that was a good movie. Wow. I mean, it was fucking bad. That whole "weasel" thing...oof. At the end of the movie it says "The End (dramatic pause) Bud-dy" on the screen. I was embarrassed for our country, that we didn't reject him sooner than we did. The dearly-departed Mystery Science Theater 3000 said that the greatest day in US history was when we banded together as a people and rejected Yahoo Serious.

I have absolutely no concept of how to do HTML, so if anybody wants to email me and tell me how to make a link it'd be great. Except no one is reading this. So never mind. (sigh)

If a tree falls in the woods, eh? I wonder if people will ever stumble upon this blog or not. I'm not planning on telling anybody about it; I want to see how explorative people are. I have this theory (that I probably stole from someone) that people 'make their own internet,' meaning they go to the same 10 sites everyday and stopped looking around years ago. Me? I go to cnn.com, a bunch of videogame websites, Salon.com, Slate, Snopes.com, and a few others. Every once in a while, I head on over to rotten.com to really gross myself away. It's like looking at a train wreck: you can't turn away. Actually, on that site, sometimes you are literally looking at a train wreck. Grody.

Hello. My name is Lucas Jensen. I'm kinda new to this 'blog' thing, so bear with me...please. I make music under the affable Big Gray moniker, and today I'm going to record demos for my highly anticipated (by me!) third album. My other two records have yet to be released, but I'm not sure I record for anybody but myself. As for the Jones County Boys...well, they are aggressively ugly. If they exist.