Ryan Adams has a big fat fucking face.

From the NY Post's Page Six:

GRAMMY-winner Ryan Adams has ditched his longtime fiancee, Leona Naess, for actress Parker Posey. "They are in love," a spy said, adding, "this came about all at once." Adams' manager, Ryan Gentles, denied it's serious. "I wouldn't call it dating," Gentles said. "I mean, they are hanging out a bit, but that's it." The two most recently "hung out" at the "De La Guarda" show Friday night. "They were on line and it started to pour," said our spy. Management escorted the duo inside the Daryl Roth Theater and comped their tickets.

Of course he dumped his fiance for a movie star because she was a nobody, right? I mean, she was probably the only nobody he hung out with anymore. That guy is a sleaze, a fucking sleaze. And anyone who thought that Gold was a good record needs to have their fucking head checked or should just go out and buy the newest, I don't know, Elton John record or something because I swear it'll be better, less slick, and probably shorter. What sucks the most about Ryan Adams is that he used to be good. Really good. Fantastic, perhaps. But then he just started shitting out songs that would embarrass fucking Richard fucking Marx. I almost cry when I listen to my Whiskeytown records.